Short Pants Romance

Look at Sam, enjoying life! It appears like shirking his Triceraman duties agrees with him in a big way.

Oh, and Lily is totally right. Take a note, every actress I’ve ever seen butcher the line read in the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet: She’s not asking where Romeo is. She’s asking why he is who he is. It always bugs me, so I’m certain it would annoy a lit major like Lily. Now don’t say Short Pants never taught you nothin’. We just dropped some Shakespeare knowledge up in this piece, y’heard?